A thread;Nigerian banks and their wahala

 

Let's talk about Banks ☺️ ☺️

U.B.A

That bank looks like a shrine.. Everywhere is just painted Red! And the bank is very stingy, they will never employ workers. It’s only UBA you will enter & see empty cashier seats… They will be up to like 2 employed but there will be only 1 Cashier who ends up delaying customers.

GTB:

This bank has the highest number of customers!

The only bank that looks like aba ariaria market. U queue like mofedaku. The only difference is that you see people with suits and pen, they have their wahala but I like them shaa

Skye Bank:

Hian! This bank will just be looking like somebody’s bathroom. Very small bank, dem go jampack people

like sardines! Their workers no dey even wear suit again probably because of heat… Everybody dey

enter the bank with hand fan

Diamond Bank:

Only their Lemon Green Colour can make you open 18 accounts with them even if nothing is inside.

That is the only thing good about them. They have few branches in cities, their banking hall is like

onitsha main market place. But their transfer protocol be like American constitution, simple to transfer with ATM, u go first go sign Non disclosureg agreement

Zenith bank:

This one ehn…? The only thing dem know how to do best is to decorate their walls with mirrors. You will

just stay at the front and be seeing someone behind you? Sometimes if you enter the bank, you will be confused, you won’t even know which road to follow because everybody is appearing two two for the mirror. I wonder if their CEO is a Crystal palace fan. Just carry crystal glass full everywhere!

Sterling Bank

Where do I start from, hmmm this bank looks like eatery, atimes I used to mistake it for where they are selling ice creams, ices and sharwama

Union Bank:

Chai! This bank ehn? I cannot fit yab dem because dem old pass my grandpapa!? Sometimes, I begin to think maybe the children of Israelites have accounts with Union bank… Their security men sef na old old old papas dem be…. You go enter bank to pay na people with walking stick yuo go see.

Make I stop here 😂 😂 🏃 🏃